Harlequinhoax's Journals

Which do you think is the best way to meet with Panic At The Disco at their concert?

1. Either Jess or Me begin coughing up blood infront of them during their show (I was thinking we could just find some artificial red liquid), hence they become very worried about us, and pay us a visit to check up on how we're doing.

2.We throw a shoe on stage. This was Jess' idea. I'm not 100% sure of it to be honest. I think the point is, is that they give us the shoe back, but what if they thought we were giving it to them as a gift?

3.Jess' mum hypnotises them. She is actually a professional hypnotist. We'd just have to get her to come along and whilst their performing, secretly hypnotise them to basically do whatever we want =D I'm not sure how effective this would be though if her mums doing it from the crowd.

Yeah, ok, so that's as far as we've got.

Sorry, we're both a little excited about our first Panic concert. I feel so teenie. I'll probably do something really embarrassing and end up fainting or something. God i hope not.

I know it's against Zac the bodygaurds rules, but when i meet Ryan afterwards (which i will!) I shall say to him 'Looky here, i don't care what your bodygaurd says, i have spent shitloads of my dad's money on you guys, i think i at least deserve a hug.'

Think it will work?

My mums coming instead of my dad now.
She said to me: 'Shall i wear my make up like them?' And i said 'they don't really wear make-up anymore', and she said 'shall i spike my hair up like theM/' and i said 'mum they don't spike their hair' and she says 'I'm gonna go into town today a buy a panic at the disco top.'

how embarassing.

My friend are wierds. I just got these two phonecalls from Jess and Tania.

Jess: Hallo!
Me: Hi!
Jess: Who eez deez?
Me: Huh???
Jess: I iz friend of Panic at the disco, ja.
Me:Ooo-er, really? So why are you calling again?
Jess: You have won competition, ja!
Me: Yay! what did i win?
Jess: Err.............you get to meet panic, ja?
Me: Coolness, whens?
Jess: At precisely 5 0'clock on July the 7th
Me: Darn, i'm at school then, i wont be able to get there on time.
Jess: You eez rubbish! The line is breaking up...you speak punjabi?
Me: Of course i speak punjabi.
Jess: Goot! Now meet me at 12 to 10 at midnight outside the boys changing rooms, and bring cake and your eyeore ears, and a pillow!
Me: What will you bring?
Jess: Errr, it will be suprise...
Me: Intriuging
Jess: But i can tell you there will be Jammy dodgers, even though i don't like them. They are for you.
Me: Awesomeness.
Jess: 12 to 10 at midnight! Don't forget. By the way, mum say i can see Panic with you, ja!
EYEORE EARS!

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Me: Hello?
Tazz: Did you ever know that your my hero? You are the wind beneath my wings....
Me: That was just...wow.
Tazz: THANKS STEF Anyway, i'm just walking back from school and thought you'd been deprived of an amazing phonecall from Tania for a while, so you deserved and amazing intro.
Me: You called me yesterday.
Tazz:What are you trying to say?
Me: I love you?
Tazz: Aw i love you too Stef. We never did play hide and seek in that field. The grass is like 10 times longer now....OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.
Me: What? what is it?
Tazz: AAAAAAAHHHHH
Me: Tania???
Tazz: I just saw a guy in a van! The same van i dreamt about last night when the guy kidnapped me!
Me: You sure it's the same?
Tazz: They both have ladders on top! AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hope my brother didn't eat the last chocolate yogurt.
Me: I have lots of chocolate yogurts in the fridge.
Tazz: Oh yeah Stef, just because you have everything! And you have a cupboard full of chocolate bars
Me: Actually its a tin of choclate bars.
Tazz: I found my mums secret stash of rocky bars the other day.
Me: Get you. I heard she hides stuff in the oven.
Tania: Who told you about that?WHO'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER?
Me: You told me it.
Tazz: Oh.
Me:Oooo , did you know my sister likes River Pheonix?
Tania: OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT GUY
Me: I knows.
Tazz: Tell your sis i said hi
Me: She says 'i love you.'
Tazz: awwww
Me: She says 'awww'
Tazz: Awww
Me: Awww
Tazz: Awww
Me: Awww.
Tazz: Awww

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Just booked tickets to see Panic at the disco in Southampton

It's true, on the 7th of July i'll be losing my gig virginity. This is so exciting. I've never seen a band live before (apart from 'blue' for my little sisters birthday when i was about 9, but that doesn't count)

I shall be going with Jess (Hopefully, she's not answering her phone at the moment, GRRR. And it'll be her first time seeing them too.

I'm trying to shake off this horrible feeling i have that something will go wrong and i'll end up in hospital that day or something before i can even see them.

Think positive, Stef, positive.

Jess and i have had this planned for ages. I won't go through all the boring details, but basically as soon as they set eyes on us, they fall in love, and ask us to go on tour with them, blah blah blah and we get married and live happily ever after, etc,etc. We haven't decided who marries who yet though. But it's OK, because we WILL have it sorted out soon, don't sweat.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY IT WILL HAPPEN.

Anyway my little sis and my dad's coming with, too. He soooo likes them, but he'll never admit to it.

Be happy for me =D i promise to remember you all when i'm a rockstars wifey.

Mr.Ryan-Ross-alikes baby!

Congratulations to my history teacher who's wife, Vicky, gave birth to a baby girl at 2:30 am on friday the 14th. They named her Isabelle Charlotte =D

According to my neighbor (who's a sub teacher at my school) sir cried all night. That's so cute.

[And for those who haven't seen my earlier entries, my history teacher is this awesome guy who looks like Ryan Ross, and i, and most girls, are in love with him]

A few questions about America

As you are all unlikely to know, come July 21st, me, my mum and sisters will be flying over to America for the first time ever to visit some old family friends who now live in Boston. We're going for ten days and will probably spend a couple of nights in New York.

So, i have a few wonderings, which will probably sound stupid, but eh:

1. What exactly do you do at Dunkin' donuts? I heard it's on practically every street corner in Boston. Is it some sort of mini factory place where you get a donut and literally dunk it in something? And what do you even dunk it in? Are there options?

2.Are Navy socks illegal? OK, so yeah, a pretty silly question, but we've been told by our American friends to bring some navy socks over because they can't find them absolutely anywhere in America. Which seems a bit odd.

3.How big are your plates? I heard that they're a lot bigger than British plates.Why are your plates so big? Do you have bigger cutlery too? *sorry- ''silverware'' - (is that right?)*

4.What do you do on a New York duck tour? Because apparently we're going on one. Do you literally tour ducks? Because we get a lot of them here too. But our American friends sound pretty excited about it.

5. Was Ashley Tisdale's nose job really shown on the news? My friend told me this. Do you have news reports about all celebrity boob jobs etc.?

6. Is it possible to order like a 5 burgers on top of one another at Mcdonalds or whatever? Again, my friend said she saw someone sit down with one hell of a big mac. Is there a limit to the amount you have? And is it common to order more than one burger (by the way i really don't mean imply anything stereotypical about Americans here)

6.Do you still sell Harry Potter sweets over there? You don't get them or Willy Wonka bars over here anymore, but when my friend was there she found some Willy Wonka bars, and we were wondering if you sell the Harry Potter sweets still too.

Things i'm worried about

-Work experience week
-Parent/teacher evening
-My maths homework that i just can't do
-I might not be able to get another inhaler until wednesday
-My art coursework
-Harriet being angry with us
-My German oral exams tomorrow that i haven't learnt the answers to yet
-Interim reports
-My mum doing a school assembly
-English coursework
-Putting on weight
-Dentist appointment

I though making a list would make me feel better, but it's just making it worse.
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Anyone like The Ting Tings?

OK, so i only know a couple of their songs, but the guy is pretty cool...whatever his name is again. I got his e-mail (He's my friend's crushes 2nd cousin) haha.

I went street dancing yesterday with Tania and Jess. We're gonna go on Britain's got talent next year, win and become famous after wowing everyone with our groovy moves. Then we shall follow in the footsteps of the great George Sampson and and become backing dancers for people like Justin Timberlake or whatever. Infact i'm sure i can secure us a spot with the ting tings as soon as my close friendship with whatshisface is formed.

So....who's gonna vote for us???

Woop i got an mail from Gabe Saporta on myspace =O

Well happy!

Today has been sooo fun. Went to town with Tania and James and sunbathed in Elizabeth gardens. We went to poundland and bought this round blow up thing so we could all sit in it in the river. When we opened it though it was so tiny it couldn't even fit one of us in. It was pretty hilarious actually.

So we set it free, and this fit topless guy in the water caught it and asked if we wanted it back and we were like 'nah'. Then James changed out of his trousers and pants and into swimming trunks in public. It was funny. He went in the river. Then we all sat and watched these unfairly hot topless guys play football. They're were loads of them. It was like heaven.

Then we went and saw the girl who served us at the till in poundland having a smoke outside it. We told her about the blow up dingy thing. She was like 'yeah it's a piece of shit isn't it?' and we talked with her for a while. she was nice.

Then this old man was like 'Is that a Llama?' and i was like 'Yeah'

....

We've decided to start a new crew from that town. So we just have to make friends with people who live there. it'll be fun.

We called this guy called anand yesterday who i've never spoken to in my life before, and Tania's never actually met but knows through a friend. We ended up talking to him for two hours. Tania showed me his picture online. He was quite fit. He asked for my number.

Anyone know how to ditch an annoying 'friend' without come across as too horrible?

Just wondering.

Read if you self-harm or know someone who self-harms.

I had a pretty amazing day today, and i wanted to write this journal to give some reassurance to those of you out there that are suffering silently.

My best friend cuts. It's strange because she seems so happy most of the time and hyper and giggly...but then one day we saw the deep gashes on her leg's when she was getting changed for PE.

For ages we'd been trying to tell her but it was very, very hard because we didn't know how, or what to say. We were all pretty scared.

Then finally today, one of us just went for it.

My friend [we'll call her Sally] ran away when she said it.
So our other friend chased after her.

When i went up to the form for lunch registration [where i sit next to Sally] she came in really late, after second bell. My form tutor was away, so instead we had a substitute who also happens to be my next door neighbor and my mums best friend, and she didn't really mind.

When Sally walked in you could tell she had been crying ...a lot. When we were dismissed, Sally just lead me to the corridor and said 'Do you know?' and i said 'Yeah.' She nodded, with a kinda glum smile, and i asked her if she was ok. She nodded weakly, showing me weak smile and i just said 'i love you!' and gave her a huge hug., and told her i'll always be there for her.

Then she begun to cry again- she completely broke down. But i think it's just cos' the whole thing was very emotional, as she was smiling, despite.

Then my neighbor teacher walked out and saw, and she gave her tissues and stuff and stayed with us until Sally stopped crying. She was absolutely lovely. I'll have to remember to thank her when she drops my dog off today.

Then we had a few more hugs and went off to science class.

The whole thing made me really emotional i was crying to myself silently during the first part of the lesson.Just because i had never seen my friend so genuinely distraught, and it really effected me. I didn't realize how upset she was.

Sally was very happy when school ended and i saw her again. She even sat me, and another friend who'd heard about the cuts, down on the school field to explain to us about it.

She began cutting few months ago, and she doesn't really understand why she does it. Her parents found out a few weeks ago [so after me and my friends found out] when Sally went home from my party, and her mum decided to hypnotize her [her mums a professional hypnotist, see] and she told her to go to her safe place, and all Sally saw was darkness, so she immediately broke down crying, and ended up spilling all.

She went to the doctors and is apparently going to start counseling to help her stop taking her emotions out on herself.

She hasn't cut since she told her parents.

She said she felt so much better now that we knew, and had considered telling Tess and me for a while now but didn't know what to say.
We all told her how much we loved and supported her, and promised we'd be there for her whenever she needed to talk, and she said it felt really good to know, and a very big relief.

I don't think I've ever seen her better, to be honest.

So if you self-harm, tell someone- someone you trust. Don't suffer alone, because they're are probably an awful lot of people out there who care about you- the amount of people crying/upset when they found out about what she did, surprised her.

Talk to someone, get it off your chest.

And if you know someone who self harms but don't know how or whether to tell them- just go for it. They might feel awkward about it at first but chances are they'll be so very much relieved to know that they've got your support and don't have to hide it from you anymore.

www.bebo.com/saveyoursymphony

Add me if you have bebo, i go on there more often. (Because i have real life friends on it xD)

I'm starting street dancing classes wooooooooooooo lol.

Last night my dad's car was stolen and burnt.

Two things which make this even more annoying;

1. Last night was the only night my dad ever forgot to lock his car.
2. Last night is the only night my mum slept in my little sisters room [Because the night before me and her stayed up to watch this spooky show about a woman who talks to the dead...and then there were knocking sounds and our door opened by itself so she got scared and slept in dad's bed] which is on the other side of the house from the driveway. And my mum doesn't sleep and claims she hears everything that goes on outside during the night.

Anyway we called the police, and apparantly youths had taken the BMW for a joyride through all these villages and the police found they had left it on a hill not far from our house and burnt it. So now we have no car, and we're not sure if we can claim insurance because my dad left it unlocked, and it only covers locked vehicles.

As a result of this, we may have to pay another 5-10 grand for a new one. Which means my mum, my sisters and I may not be able to go to America in July, which i've been looking forward to for months now. Infact i've wanted to go to America my whole life.

It was meant to be the first holiday we've had in years and years. My mum has a heart condition which makes her collapse a lot, randomly. Therefore she wasn't allowed to fly. But during the past year she's had surgery [twice because the first time it didn't work] and although she can still collapse, she's been given medicaiton, and because she's had the all clear for a few months now, we were finally [after lots and lots and lots of hassle] granted permission to fly.

And now these idiots who thought it would be a laugh to steal our car and burn it have completely ruined that.

Thanks, whoever the hell you are. Thanks a lot.