harlequinhoax

Hmmmm so. Not much has happened scince my last post...apart from the fact that Jess and me have realised we have immense musical and lyrical talents and have decided to record an album very soon and become unbelievably famous.

It all started with the ''chicken nugget'' song, as my dad called it after i played it to him. I had [kinda] rmembered to bring my eggs to school for the science presentation today [well i sent my mum off in the car 5 minutes before we had to go to get some from the local co-op] anyway so i had the box of eggs infront of me and i said to Jess 'look at the free range chicken...it looks so happy'

And one thing lead to another and...

Little freerange chicken

Oh look at the free range chicken,

he looks so happy

peck peck peck peck peck

oh no , now he's dead

they made chicken nuggets out of him

and now he's sat there freezing

on top of a supermarket shelf.

XD Doesn't it just blow you away?

Then we made the frau eames re-mix , which goes something like this;

Frau Eames re-mix [von tokio hotel]

Frau Eames ist lecker, frau Eames ist schule

frau eames sehen sexy in meine schwimmen pool

frau frau fr-fr-fr frau FRAU EAMES

Frau Eames kann getanzt in meine disko

Das ist alles

frau frau fr-fr-fr frau [low voice] FRAU EAMES

of course thats just a snippet, i cant rmeember the rest, but we wrote it down in jess' notebook. Of course it makes absolutely no sense.

Hmmm the things me and Jess do in our spare time.

ANYWAYS

so i did bring the eggs [WOOP] though they weren't really needed, and in maths Jake and Tania stole them and started drawing faces on them all.... and i didn't want to cause to much of a fuss because the lesson was being taught by my next door neighbour, who i've known like forever and who recently started working as a sub at our school. I think we'd both find it awkward if she had to tell me off. She's like my mums best friend. And i used to be best friends with her daughter. Though we don't even speak anymore.

Anyways, so tomorrow i have no school -woop! instead i'm going to the authodontist which is far away from home so i get to miss the whole day off. [its the only way we can get my treatment free- DAMN NHS]

love to all of you

xxxx

Well you remember me mentioning something about bringing eggs into science tomorrow? Well i gots a another job =D=D to make a science quiz with Tania. But we shouldn't really have been trusted with it, because it's now gone 9 pm the night before it's due and we still haven't done it..

And she lives all the way over there. and i'm all the way over here...

She came round friday night to sleep round so we could do it, but we er, never actually got round to making it. Instead we made funky videos of us doing orca whale impressions and attempted [and failed] to play the guitar. Oh and we made a youtube account [ www.youtube.com/user/Stefandtazz ]

Haha...yeah it was fun...

anyway, man , Jaillins gonna kill us...

xox

Just had double science, which is never very pleasant. Especially when your doing radioactive isotopes. We have to do this presentation for tuesday...i'm in a group with Tania, Holly, Jaillin and Jenny. Jaillin made these little ''job'' cards and gave each of us one so we know our task for tuesday... Jaillins was the slideshow, Holly's was the graph, Tania's was the opening speech, and Jenny's was the quiz....and guess what mine was?

Eggs.

I'm in charge of bringing eggs in. [they have radioactive substances in them ya see]. Sheesh, you'd think they didn't trust me or something.

I told Tania to phone me the night before to remind me to bring in the eggs...

Spent lunchtime with this new girl Rosie....what to say about her? Well she's really tall, strongly built, shoulder-length black hair and quite honestly doesn't know how to talk about anything other than my chemical romance.

She's been wanting to befriend Jess and me for a while now i think, so Jess invited her to spend lunch with us today....Tania and Harri scarpered once we'd eaten leaving her with me, Jess and Tess...so we went around school, gave mr.Bardon a visit etc. TBH she was quite boring and didn't talk much -unless you mentioned bands, and when we mentioned about Tokio Hotel, she said she hated them, and i think that was the final straw for Jess who took it as an insult, and became officially offended. I heard that Rosie shouted at my friend Laura when she joked about calling someone 'emo' and she got all 'you have to at least pretend you care!' haha, and she threatened to punch david after he said MCR sucked.

All in all, my conclusion is that she's a wannabe emo [or wemo] which i really don't like. Don't get me wrong, i have nothing against the whole emo thing it's just people who perpasly plaster their knuckles to make it look as though they cut themselves [like her] i think that's utterly pathetic, and she really needs to grow up and just be herself.

So after that escapade Jess and I decided no more lunchtimes with her... not to sound too harsh.

She didn't laugh either, apart from when i said something stupid in one of my blonde moments..., but you could tell she was trying her best not too...

anyway thats enough on my rant about Rosie. Tania's coming round tomorrow....we're gonna walk home with Chris :):):)

eggs...must remember eggs..

xxx

Gaahhhhh just did really bad in a maths test...on wednesdays we have this really stupid teacher, Mrs.K -an angry loud chinese woman who really has no clue how to teach or to control the class...so pretty much the whole class was in a riot the whole way through the test... Tania kept whispering my name and calling me and i'd stop half-way through the middle of a calculation to turn to her, only for her to say 'hows u?' or 'sup'...or she throws calculators at me....don't get me wrong, i love her to bits..she's just not good to be next to if your hoping to do well in class..which i usually don't, but this was maths, and my previous maths test results had been pretty much appalling all the way.

In other news, i saw Chris again today...he was coming out of his form so Jess pretended to drop her bag. He was just about to pass me, and i gathered the courage to say hey...he smiled and said 'hi stef' then walked into a door. which made me reaaaaaaaaaallllllly happy.Jess was in fits of laughter, but i pretended i didn't see- like that time i was walking down concrete steps on the way home from school, and he was on the other side of the barrier, walking down a mudslope and then fell over onto his knees. I don't want him to be embarassed. He really is very gorgeous. And it's i mean we are both blonde clutz's, so we're pretty much meant to be don't you think? Well that's what i told Jess, but she said there was a difference because he was a manwhore and i was not. I said it was true, i was just a whore. [im joking]

Me and Jess are also detecting something wrong with Tess' and coach's relationship... coach is this guy in the year above,who's friends with Chris. They've been going out for a few months now [Coach and Tess not coach and Chris]....[coach is just a nickname we give him because his surname is a brand of coaches- his real name's tom] he just doesn't come over as much at lunchtimes to talk to us or at break...we saw him after school today and he stayed for like 5 seconds and said he had to go, and then tess left for her bus so me and Jess went for a walk only to come back and find tom still hadn't left... we asked Tess how everything was going, but as usual her answer was 'fine' then she changed the subject.... anyone have any ideas what could be going on? (o_0)

Me and Harri are having a joint 15th birthday party on the first of feb, which is the day of my birthday. We were going to hold it in my village hall, but we can't hire it because they've had complaints of gatecrashers handing out drugs and alcohol and stuff...

I want to invite Chris to it, but then i'd have to invite his girlfriend...because we were friends,. and she invited me to her 16th...and even though i haven't spoken to her in a while, she never partucalry knew that me and Chris were friends with each other.... so it might seem wierd if i just invite him and not her..don't you think? Hmmmmmm...i'm gonna try and start talking to her on msn more so we can become friends again in the space of 10 days...that is if she hasn't bee perpasly off with me because she knows i like her boyfriend...in which case, that would make everything a whole lot more complicated....

Did/does anyone watch Sailor moon at all? It used to be on all the time when i was younger and i loved it!Then i stumbled across an episode on youtube and it brought back so many memories..lol. I even downloaded the osaka version of the themetune to my ipod...it's pretty cool :)

Wow this journal was pretty long...

loves xx

Jess had to go to this mini history focus group thing today and it was taught be Mr.South, and the first thing she said to me when she saw me was 'It's kinda embarrasing..but doesn't he remind you of Ryan Ross?' and i was like 'i know!'

He's a really cool teacher too...like not strict but still good at teaching...oh this isn't fair.

Tania asked Chris about his holiday in america on msn last night  and he said he'd come find us at lunch today to tell us [he's always trying to find an excuse to come talk to us...we're both very shy with eachother usually, and don';t exactly have gut loads to say to eachother] anyway Jess.M, a friend of mine who isn't part of my 'crewage' asked if she could come up whilst he talked to us and pretend to ask about some [non-existing] art homework. Unfortunately though i didn't get to see him at lunch because stupid Mrs.K had me and Tania up for a detention for not finishing classwork and according to her, for ''throwing a temper tantrum'' when we weren't allowed to sit next to eachother.

Mrs.K is thick- it;s general knowledge. It wasn't a tantrum. I protested..Tania kinda threw the ''tantrum''

Tania: Miss i think that you are being HORRIBLY UNFAIR! I'M GOING TO TELL MR.QUANTRAIL ON YOU!!

Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tania:....It was Stef.

She's 12 years old and feels like she has the authority to boss me about just because she's mum and dad's favourite. she's so annoying and treats me like i'm stupid just because i don't care about my education as much as her! She thniks she knows best but it's so annoying due to the fact i'm a fucking 3 years older than her. I know it sound's stupid and i shouldn't take her seriously, but she's so annoying it's unbelievable. Sometimes it's hard to believe we're even related. She's a real swot too, and takes life too waaay to seriosuly, whilst i'm like the opposite and actually know how have fun. It's funny how she comes home and complains about the 'terrible behaviour' in her class today...makes her sound like a teacher. She yells at me , not even making sense in whats she saying. I mean just now, we were talking and she noticed her earings i borrowed from her were on the comp desk and she picked them up and said 'what did i tell you?' and i aplogised saynig i had forgotten to put them back and she gave me this huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge lecture about how i have to put stuff back after i use them. it went on for absolutely ages i and i was so pissed off i wasn't even paying attntion, and was just looking at the computer screen. I mean yes i get it, i put them back, i just forgot they were there...what more is there too it? lecturing me wno't help in the slightest. then she yells her head of at me saying 'she doesn't know why she bothers with me because i never listen' or something.

God i feel sorry for any of her future daughters.

Hey guys, i'm bored [as usual] so i thought i'd post a journal about stuff...

This morning in assembly our headteacher did a presentation about battery chickens, it was so sad! and all the gay boys just laughed when he talked about how the chickens excremented on each other because of how sqaushed together they were. I keep trying to badger my mum to buy only freerange eggs, but she won't be cos it's more expensive- has she no heart?

It's been raining all day. I usually walk home from school but i wait with Jess for her bus, but on tuesday's Jess walks home with me and her mum picks her up from my house for a reason i can't remember, due to the fact i wasn't listening when she told me. So today, being tuesday, we walked home early and i got all excited cos' Chris [my crush] walks my way and on tuesdays i actually get to catch him. Chris is in the year above me, almost 16, and every girl i know agrees with me that he is one of the hottest boys in the school. Infact whenever one of my girl friends see me talking with him, they can't even believe i know him and beg me to introduce them. I won't go into the lo-oooong story about how i got talking to him in the first place and how we er ''got where we are today'' but i will mention the fact that he has a girlfriend [who he's dumped twice before already] whom was my friend but kinda hates me right now, for a reason i don't know...unless she's somehow found out that i like her boyfriend...

Though i liked him before i knew her..i only started takling to her in the first place when they 1st went out with eachother.

Anyway , basically i'm kinda pissed of because Chris has this thing that whenever i pass him in the hallway , he'll suddenly pull Klo [his girlfriend] into a kiss right infront of me. [yes, he knows i like him] and he also knows that i walk home early on tuesdays, and he usually comes over to talk to me. But not today unfortunately, because today of all days Klo is walking back to his house with him.

Probably, as i said to Jess, so they can have more sex in his garage. But i won't go into that right now.

Klo greeted Jess but kinda ignored me, i wasn't paying much attention to her though as i was to busy staring at chris. And before i know it she's dragging him off down the road and i don't get to say 2 words to him =[

So for that reason, plus the rain, plus my sympathy for all the squished chickens out there, i'm currently not in a very happy mood.

Hope you all a had a nice day.....

x

My new history teacher reminds me of Ryan Ross.

It's not good.

♥

'Oh my god, they should have a themepark for Disney characters' - Tania 14/1/08

My older sister Kerri and i always used to like this song when it came out years ago...I heard it again recently and just had to download it to my i-pod. XD

Do you remember when you where 7?
And the only thing that you wanted to do
Was show your mum that you could play the piano
Ten years have passed
And the one thing that will last
Is that same old song that we played along and made my mamma cry

I miss those days and I miss those ways
When I got lost in fantasies
In a cartoon land of mysteries
In a place you won't grow old, in a place you won't feel cold and I'll sing

Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Seems I'm lost in my reflection
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Find a star for my direction
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
For the little girl inside who won't just hide
Don't let me see mistakes and lies
Let me keep my faith and innocent eyes

Do you remember when you were 15?
And the kids at school called you a fool cos you took the chance to dream
In the time that's past and the one thing that will last
Is that same old song that we played along and made my daddy cry

I miss those days and I miss those ways
When I got lost in fantasies
In a cartoon land of mysteries
In a place you won't grow old, in a place you wont feel cold

Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Seems I'm lost in my reflection
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Find a star for my direction
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
For the little girl inside who wont just hide
Don't let me see mistakes and lies
Let me keep my faith and innocent eyes

Under my feeling under my skin
Under the thoughts from within
Learning the subtext of the mind
See creation how we're defined

My innocent eyes

I miss those days and I miss those ways
When I got lost in fantasies
In a cartoon land of mysteries
In a place you won't grow old, in a place you wont feel cold

Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Seems I'm lost in my reflection
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Find a star for my direction
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
For the little girl inside who wont just hide
Don't let me see mistakes and lies
Let me keep my faith and innocent eyes
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Faith and innocent eyes
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Faith and innocent eyes
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
For the little girl inside who wont just hide
Don't let me see mistakes and lies
Let me keep my faith and innocent eyes