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1. Either Jess or Me begin coughing up blood infront of them during their show (I was thinking we could just find some artificial red liquid), hence they become very worried about us, and pay us a visit to check up on how we're doing.

2.We throw a shoe on stage. This was Jess' idea. I'm not 100% sure of it to be honest. I think the point is, is that they give us the shoe back, but what if they thought we were giving it to them as a gift?

3.Jess' mum hypnotises them. She is actually a professional hypnotist. We'd just have to get her to come along and whilst their performing, secretly hypnotise them to basically do whatever we want =D I'm not sure how effective this would be though if her mums doing it from the crowd.

Yeah, ok, so that's as far as we've got.

Sorry, we're both a little excited about our first Panic concert. I feel so teenie. I'll probably do something really embarrassing and end up fainting or something. God i hope not.

I know it's against Zac the bodygaurds rules, but when i meet Ryan afterwards (which i will!) I shall say to him 'Looky here, i don't care what your bodygaurd says, i have spent shitloads of my dad's money on you guys, i think i at least deserve a hug.'

Think it will work?

My mums coming instead of my dad now.
She said to me: 'Shall i wear my make up like them?' And i said 'they don't really wear make-up anymore', and she said 'shall i spike my hair up like theM/' and i said 'mum they don't spike their hair' and she says 'I'm gonna go into town today a buy a panic at the disco top.'

how embarassing.

My friend are wierds. I just got these two phonecalls from Jess and Tania.

Jess: Hallo!
Me: Hi!
Jess: Who eez deez?
Me: Huh???
Jess: I iz friend of Panic at the disco, ja.
Me:Ooo-er, really? So why are you calling again?
Jess: You have won competition, ja!
Me: Yay! what did i win?
Jess: Err.............you get to meet panic, ja?
Me: Coolness, whens?
Jess: At precisely 5 0'clock on July the 7th
Me: Darn, i'm at school then, i wont be able to get there on time.
Jess: You eez rubbish! The line is breaking up...you speak punjabi?
Me: Of course i speak punjabi.
Jess: Goot! Now meet me at 12 to 10 at midnight outside the boys changing rooms, and bring cake and your eyeore ears, and a pillow!
Me: What will you bring?
Jess: Errr, it will be suprise...
Me: Intriuging
Jess: But i can tell you there will be Jammy dodgers, even though i don't like them. They are for you.
Me: Awesomeness.
Jess: 12 to 10 at midnight! Don't forget. By the way, mum say i can see  Panic with you, ja!
EYEORE EARS!

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Me: Hello?
Tazz: Did you ever know that your my hero? You are the wind beneath my wings....
Me: That was just...wow.
Tazz: THANKS STEF  Anyway, i'm just walking back from school and thought you'd been deprived of an amazing phonecall from Tania for a while, so you deserved and amazing intro.
Me: You called me yesterday.
Tazz:What are you trying to say?
Me: I love you?
Tazz: Aw i love you too Stef. We never did play hide and seek in that field. The grass is like 10 times longer now....OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.
Me: What? what is it?
Tazz: AAAAAAAHHHHH
Me: Tania???
Tazz: I just saw a guy in a van! The same van i dreamt about last night when the guy kidnapped me!
Me: You sure it's the same?
Tazz: They both have ladders on top! AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hope my brother didn't eat the last chocolate yogurt.
Me: I have lots of chocolate yogurts in the fridge.
Tazz: Oh yeah Stef, just because you have everything! And you have a cupboard full of chocolate bars
Me: Actually its a tin of choclate bars.
Tazz: I found my mums secret stash of rocky bars the other day.
Me: Get you. I heard she hides stuff in the oven.
Tania: Who told you about that?WHO'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT MY MOTHER?
Me: You told me it.
Tazz: Oh.
Me:Oooo , did you know my sister likes River Pheonix?
Tania: OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT GUY
Me: I knows.
Tazz: Tell your sis i said hi
Me: She says 'i love you.'
Tazz: awwww
Me: She says 'awww'
Tazz: Awww
Me: Awww
Tazz: Awww
Me: Awww.
Tazz: Awww

......

 

It's true, on the 7th of July i'll be losing my gig virginity. This is so exciting. I've never seen a band live before (apart from  'blue' for my little sisters birthday when i was about 9, but that doesn't count)

I shall be going with Jess (Hopefully, she's not answering her phone at the moment, GRRR. And it'll be her first time seeing them too.

I'm trying to shake off this horrible feeling i have that something will go wrong and i'll end up in hospital that day or something before i can even see them.

Think positive, Stef, positive.

Jess and i have had this planned for ages. I won't go through all the boring details, but basically as soon as they set eyes on us, they fall in love, and ask us to go on tour with them, blah blah blah and we get married and live happily ever after, etc,etc. We haven't decided who marries who yet though. But it's OK, because we WILL have it sorted out soon, don't sweat.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY IT WILL HAPPEN.

Anyway my little sis and my dad's coming with, too. He soooo likes them, but he'll never admit to it.

Be happy for me =D i promise to remember you all when i'm a rockstars wifey.

Congratulations to my history teacher who's wife, Vicky, gave birth to a baby girl at 2:30 am on friday the 14th. They named her Isabelle Charlotte =D

According to my neighbor (who's a sub teacher at my school) sir cried all night. That's so cute.

[And for those who haven't seen my earlier entries, my history teacher is this awesome guy who looks like Ryan Ross, and i, and most girls, are in love with him]

As you are all unlikely to know, come July 21st, me, my mum and sisters will be flying over to America for the first time ever to visit some old family friends who now live in Boston. We're going for ten days and will probably spend a couple of nights in New York.

So, i have a few wonderings, which will probably sound stupid, but eh:

1. What exactly do you do at Dunkin' donuts? I heard it's on practically every street corner in Boston. Is it some sort of mini factory place where you get a donut and literally dunk it in something? And what do you even dunk it in? Are there options?

2.Are Navy socks illegal? OK, so yeah, a pretty silly question, but we've been told by our American friends to bring some navy socks over because they can't find them absolutely anywhere in America. Which seems a bit odd.

3.How big are your plates? I heard that they're a lot bigger than British plates.Why are your plates so big?  Do you have bigger cutlery  too? *sorry- ''silverware'' - (is that right?)*

4.What do you  do on a New York duck tour? Because apparently we're going on one. Do you literally tour ducks? Because we get a lot of them here too. But our American friends sound pretty excited about it.

5. Was Ashley Tisdale's nose job really shown on the news? My friend told me this. Do you have news reports about all celebrity boob jobs etc.?

6. Is it possible to order like a 5 burgers on top of one another at Mcdonalds or whatever? Again, my friend said she saw someone sit down with one hell of a big mac. Is there a limit to the amount you have? And is it common to order more than one burger (by the way i really don't mean imply anything stereotypical about Americans here)

6.Do you still sell Harry Potter sweets over there? You don't get them or Willy Wonka bars over here anymore, but when my friend was there she found some Willy Wonka bars, and we were wondering if you sell the Harry Potter sweets still too.

-Work experience week
-Parent/teacher evening
-My maths homework that i just can't do
-I might not be able to get another inhaler until wednesday
-My art coursework
-Harriet being angry with us
-My German oral exams tomorrow that i haven't learnt the answers to yet
-Interim reports
-My mum doing a school assembly
-English coursework
-Putting on weight
-Dentist appointment

I though making a list would make me feel better, but it's just making it worse.
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OK, so i only know a couple of their songs, but the guy is pretty cool...whatever his name is again. I got his e-mail (He's my friend's crushes 2nd cousin) haha.

I went street dancing yesterday with Tania and Jess. We're gonna go on Britain's got talent next year, win and become famous after wowing everyone with our groovy moves. Then we shall follow in the footsteps of the great George Sampson and and become backing dancers for people like Justin Timberlake or whatever. Infact i'm sure i can secure us a spot with the ting tings as soon as my close friendship with whatshisface is formed.

So....who's gonna vote for us???

Well happy! 

Today has been sooo fun. Went to town with Tania and James and sunbathed in Elizabeth gardens. We went to poundland and bought this round blow up thing so we could all sit in it in the river. When we opened it though it was so tiny it couldn't even fit one of us in. It was pretty hilarious actually.

So we set it free, and this fit topless guy in the water caught it and asked if we wanted it back and we were like 'nah'. Then James changed out of his trousers and pants and into swimming trunks in public. It was funny. He went in the river. Then we all sat and watched these unfairly hot topless guys play football. They're were loads of them. It was like heaven.

Then we went and saw the girl who served us at the till in poundland having a smoke outside it. We told her about the blow up dingy thing. She was like 'yeah it's a piece of shit isn't it?' and we talked with her for a while. she was nice.

Then this old man was like 'Is that a Llama?' and i was like 'Yeah'

....

We've decided to start a new crew from that town. So we just have to make friends with people who live there. it'll be fun.

We called this guy called anand yesterday who i've never spoken to in my life before, and Tania's never actually met but knows through a friend. We ended up talking to him for two hours. Tania showed me his picture online. He was quite fit. He asked for my number.

Anyone know how to ditch an annoying 'friend' without come across as too horrible?

Just wondering.

I had a pretty amazing day today, and i wanted to write this journal to give some reassurance to those of you out there that are suffering silently.

My best friend cuts. It's strange because she seems so happy most of the time and hyper and giggly...but then one day we saw the deep gashes on her leg's when she was getting changed for PE.

For ages we'd been trying to tell her but it was very, very hard because we didn't know how, or what to say. We were all pretty scared.

Then finally today, one of us just went for it.

My friend [we'll call her Sally] ran away when she said it.
So our other friend chased after her.

When i went up to the form for lunch registration [where i sit next to Sally] she came in really late, after second bell. My form tutor was away, so instead we had a substitute who also happens to be my next door neighbor and my mums best friend, and she didn't really mind.

When Sally walked in you could tell she had been crying ...a lot. When we were dismissed, Sally just lead me to the corridor and said 'Do you know?' and i said 'Yeah.' She nodded, with a kinda glum smile, and i asked her if she was ok. She nodded weakly, showing me weak smile and i just said 'i love you!' and gave her a huge hug., and told her i'll always be there for her.

Then she begun to cry again- she completely broke down. But i think it's just cos' the whole thing was very emotional, as she was smiling, despite.

Then my neighbor teacher walked out and saw, and she gave her tissues and stuff and stayed with us until Sally stopped crying. She was absolutely lovely. I'll have to remember to thank her when she drops my dog off today.

Then we had a few more hugs and went off to science class.

The whole thing made me really emotional i was crying to myself silently during the first part of the lesson.Just because i had never seen my friend so genuinely distraught, and it really effected me. I didn't realize how upset she was.

Sally was very happy when school ended and i saw her again. She even sat me, and another friend who'd heard about the cuts, down on the school field to explain to us about it.

She began cutting few months ago, and she doesn't really understand why she does it. Her parents found out a few weeks ago [so after me and my friends found out] when Sally went home from my party, and her mum decided to hypnotize her [her mums a professional hypnotist, see] and she told her to go to her safe place, and all Sally saw was darkness, so she immediately broke down crying, and ended up spilling all.

She went to the doctors and is apparently going to start counseling to help her stop taking her emotions out on herself.

She hasn't cut since she told her parents.

She said she felt so much better now that we knew, and had considered telling Tess and me for a while now but didn't know what to say.
We all told her how much we loved and supported her, and promised we'd be there for her whenever she needed to talk, and she said it felt really good to know, and a very big relief.

I don't think I've ever seen her better, to be honest.

So if you self-harm, tell someone- someone you trust. Don't suffer alone, because they're are probably an awful lot of people out there who care about you- the amount of people crying/upset when they found out about what she did, surprised her.

Talk to someone, get it off your chest.

And if you know someone who self harms but don't know how or whether to tell them- just go for it. They might feel awkward about it at first but chances are they'll be so very much relieved to know that they've got your support and don't have to hide it from you anymore.

Add me if you have bebo, i go on there more often. (Because i have real life friends on it xD)

I'm starting street dancing classes wooooooooooooo lol.

Two things which make this even more annoying;

1. Last night was the only night my dad ever forgot to lock his car.
2. Last night is the only night my mum slept in my little sisters room [Because the night before me and her stayed up to watch this spooky show about a woman who talks to the dead...and then there were knocking sounds and our door opened by itself so she got scared and slept in dad's bed] which is on the other side of the house from the driveway. And my mum doesn't sleep and claims she hears everything that goes on outside during the night.

Anyway we called the police, and apparantly youths had taken the BMW for a joyride through all these villages and the police found they had left it on a hill not far from our house and burnt it. So now we have no car, and we're not sure if we can claim insurance because my dad left it unlocked, and it only covers locked vehicles.

As a result of this, we may have to pay another 5-10 grand for a new one. Which means my mum, my sisters and I may not be able to go to America in July, which i've been looking forward to for months now. Infact i've wanted to go to America my whole life.

It was meant to be the first holiday we've had in years and years. My mum has a heart condition which makes her collapse a lot, randomly. Therefore she wasn't allowed to fly. But during the past year she's had surgery [twice because the first time it didn't work] and although she can still collapse, she's been given medicaiton, and because she's had the all clear for a few months now, we were finally [after lots and lots and lots of hassle] granted permission to fly.

And now these idiots who thought it would be a laugh to steal our car and burn it have completely ruined that.

Thanks, whoever the hell you are. Thanks a lot.

Some of the people on here, who you wouldn't expect aren't actually all as nice as they come across. Popular Buzznet-ers who have become a little stuck up, and don't even realise it.

Yesterday Tania and me decided to try and skateboard. It was my first time, and a little embarrassing when a crowd of small kids formed to watch me roll along the hill at snail pace.
In the end me and Tania decided to sit down on the skateboard, her in front and me behind, at the top of a steep hill and zoom down it. I was screaming my head off, but it was fun. We did it so many times we were twenty minutes late back and we didn't even realise it.

On thursday i'm going shopping in London with Jess. Should be fun. But i have no money. But i can just look.

Some guy called Jason who Tania knows from Army Cadets when she went, has been talking to me on bebo. He wanted to meet up sometime this week, but then realised he was going on holiday. He seems nice, but i've only left him a few comments. Must be in love with me.

I cried my eyes out the other night when i was in bed. I'd just finished watching a film called 'Pay it forward' with Hayley Joel Osment and Helen Hunt. Has anyone seen it?
Anywho, it's about this really cool idea which a kid comes up with for a school project on how to make the world a better place; it's called 'pay it forward' and basically it means instead of doing someone a favour, and telling them what they can do to pay it back, you ask them to pay it forward, by doing a favor for like 3 other people, and then those 3 people each do favors for 3 more people, and so on.

But it has both a devastingly sad yet comforting outcome. If you've never seen the film before, i really reccomend you watch it.

For their video 'Nine in the afternoon' directed by Shane Drake. More information on muchmusic.com

So soon i'll be making a little trip to London. It was meant to be for a day of shopping with a friend of mine, but now instead it's to have an interview with the American Embassy to get a visa. July 21st i'm hoping to go to Boston with my mum and sisters to visit some old neighbors of ours. They're planning to take us to New York, Virginia, and some other places i can't remember the name of. But because my passport has like a digital photo and the wrong date or something, they're not accepting it, like my mum and sisters, so i have to go do a formal interview so they can make absolute sure that i'm not a terrorist. And even then, the visa might not come in time for the trip. I'm so bummed about this because i've wanted to go to America practically my whole life.

So every year, it's basically tradition for the year 11's to pull a series of pranks around the school during their last week. The week usually starts with the common setting off of fire alarms. Then on the last day, you have the main pranks.

Our year 11's left today. After setting four fire-alarms off in the past week [unfortunately they couldn't do it anymore than that because they managed to break the alarm on the fourth go] today :

-They made a ''crime scene'' in the foyer, taping off an area with some stolen black and yellow tape.
-Graffitied a middle finger on one of the walls
-Had a group of boys turn up to school wearing skirts and stockings
-Let off vulgar egg-smelling stinkbombs all around school.
-Dropped water bombs from 3rd floor windows [one of which unfortunately landed on a friend of mine's lap]

Last years year 11's:

-Attacked people with water guns
-Kidnapped year 7's
-Hung giant superman pants from the top floor window at the front of the school
-Again, stinkbombs and water balloons were used.

And when my sisters year left, years and years ago, she dyed the swimming pool pink. Absolutely classic. Unfortunately we no longer have a swimming pool :

A year from today, it will be my year that has to come up with all the pranks.

The people who are most likely being expected to pull them are:
-The chavs [who will probably end up doing something stupidly dangerous that backfires on them]
-The immature guys [who will do it for kicks]
-The 'cool' guys, Guy,Jimmy,Beans, George and James [Who will probably end up doing something pretty funny and smart]
-Me and my little 'crew'- Jess,Tess,Tania and Harriet

So pressure, pressure, pressure!

We want to make it something amazing, but you know not dangerous or , let's say..permanent.

Anyway, so yeah the year 11's left today. I'm really sad because loads of my friends were in that year, AND so was my crush =[=[ I signed his shirt.

Tania signed Tess' shirt. We had to remind her that Tess was in our year, and therefore not leaving. Tess went around with the words 'I'll miss you Tess! Love Tania xxx' written on her shirt in marker pen all day.

Have you ever been in that situation?, where your sitting in a lesson, and the class is silently working, when all of a sudden , the ringtone that you immediately recognise as your own begins to sound. The kids around you move they're heads frantically back and forth, trying to figure out who's the source of the sound. You gulp and try to figure out a way to silence your phone before the teacher catches on. By this time word has spread that it's yours; your fellow classmates immediately begin the famous coughing fit, to try and disguise the noise, but it's too late. The teacher marches over to you and demands you to hand over the phone.

I have, a few too many times. Luckily, i have come up with a fail proof plan, and it doesn't invole vibrate, because that one can fail you sometimes too.

You see, i discovered this:

http://www.web2txt.co.uk/mp3-real-music-ringtone-ultra_high_pitch-mosquito_ringtone-342393.html

It's a high pitched sound that only teenagers can hear. Adults can't hear it at all. I tried it out the other day and all the students where confused and looking around the room whilst covering they're ears and the teacher had no clue what was going on.

It's caught on like wildfire at my school.

Here's the sound:

http://graphics.nytimes.com/packages/audio/nyregion/20060610_RINGTONE.mp3

Taken from Ounceofwentz :)

Put your i-pod on shuffle and write down the first line from the first 25 songs that appear, no matter how embarassing- don't skip! And no cheating by looking up the lyrics!

Here are my 25. When a song is guessed correctly, it will be striked. Good luck!

[Be warned: I have a very diverse music taste]

1) ''Oh, thinking about our younger years, there was only you and me, we were young and wild and free''

2) ''Night, and the spirit of life calling [oh, oh, iyo] mamela''

3) ''I like where we are, when we drive in your car''

4) ''What happens in vegas stays in vegas, but what if it don't?''

5) ''Dancing bears, painted wings - things i almost remember.''

6) ''Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend.''

7) ''Look at me; i will never pass for a perfect bride, or a perfect daughter.''

8) ''One night to you, lasted six weeks for me.''

9) ''Stoplight, lock the door. Don't look back. Undress in the dark, and hide from you, all of you''

10) ''Humidity is rising, barometer's getting low, according to our sources, the street's the place to go''

11) ''You can't stop an avalanche as it races down the hill.''

12) ''Do you remember, when you were seven, and the only thing you wanted to do, was show your mum you could play the piano?''

13) ''I never really knew that she could dance like this, she makes a man wanna speak spanish.''

14) ''Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight.''

15) ''Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero, lipschitz.''

16) ''She held the world upon a string, but she didn't ever hold me.''

17) ''Coming outta my cage, and i've been doing just fine.''

18) ''When the moon fell in love with the sun, all was golden in the sky.''

19) ''Four letter word just to get me along, it's a difficulty, and i'm biting on my tongue.''

20) ''She's back on drugs again, even though she knows it ain't right.''

21) ''Bless my soul, Herc was on a role.''

22) ''There ya see her; sitting there across the way.''

23) ''He drowns in his dreams; an equisite extreme, i know.''

24) ''In this farewell, there's no blood, there's no alibi.''

25) ''Baby seasons change, but people don't, and i'll always be waiting in the back room.''

heh

[OK so i went skiing in Austria months ago now, like around february, and i wrote this long account of it and got really annoyed when my thing closed down automatically before i'd posted it, but miraculously i just found that it had saved it as a draft, so here it is!]

Skiing in Austria was SO FUN. I made a hella lot of new friends. I was ok at skiing, i eventually got the hang of it. On the first day, i put on my ski's and immediately started sliding 100 mph to the bottom of the mountain and to the car park. I was screaming my head of and it seemed like everybody on the slopes stopped to look at me, the crazy english blonde girl screaming and about to crash into a wall. Luckily i stopped myself just in time and ended up falling over and injuring my thumb as a result. Seriously, it looked like something out of Bridget Jones 2.  I eventually got up, and made my way back to the top where the rest of my group was, all peeing themselves with laughter.

Then on thursday, we were going down a red slope and we had to do this thing where we put our poles behind our back and skiied down to our instructor. When it came to my turn, i ended up flipping forward somehow and landing on my head, almost knocking myself out. Then my instructor had to lead me , in my almost concussed state, down the mountain and to the resturaunt so i could sit out for a while. That wasn't fun, I fell over like every five seconds. then when i was sat alone in the resturaunt, i was trying to get my racing bib off but i ended up getting in a kerfuffle as it got caught round my hand and on my jacket. I looked like a retard. Then this kind Austrian lady came over to me and said 'you want me to help, yes?' It was rather embarrassing.

I met this girl called Summer,who was in my ski group. She looked just like Hayley Williams, when she had the orange and blonde hair. Anyway she was terrible at skiing, and didn't enjoy it all that much so after a nasty fall she pretended to feel ill and sit out. So susie, our instructor said i should borrow her goggles, seeing as i had forgotten mine that day. I knew it was a bad idea from the start , because Summer's goggles were really cool zebra patterened ones with pink lenses, and i ended up having an accident when i was carrying my ski's and lost them.

I told Tess on the coach on the way back to the hotel, and Tess suggested i just avoided her. But then we had to make a stop to get food at a supermarket, and whilst we were waiting for our friend to pay for her stuff, Summer and her friend started heading towards us. We had given her the codename winter [smart, eh?] anyway so i say the warning call 'winter!' and Tess suddenly bursts in sobs and buries her head in my shoulder crying about her non existant dead pet cat, Kibbles.

It worked, and we managed to avoid her for the rest of the week. Though Summer did probably get suspicious of the fact Tess seemed to be constantly crrying whenever she saw her.All i have to do now is avoid her for the rest of my school life.

Mine, Tess' and Jess M's room was always busy in the evenings. practically half our school trip tended to hang out there. Well, Natalie , Charlotte, Sophie, Jack, Jethro, Charles and Alex at least. with the occasional visit from Sam, Joe, Nim or Jane. [bleh]

Oh and Jethro thinks i am amazing now. It took me only a week to make him in awe of me. He claims that i am 'great' 'brilliant' and the most lovable person ever. And according to him and Jack, i eat like a six year old. They even did impressions. But Jack said not to worry 'cos it's cute'. Should i be happy? I've never been called cute so many times before than in that one week.

Anyway because people in our room were so loud, we got banned from visiting each others rooms for a bit, but being the rebel child i am, i went to visit Jack and Jethro's room one night to get Jethro's number and some cola for me and Jess [Jess has a cola addiction, it runs in the family. Her sister gets help from a doctor] anyway i got a bit carried away and ended up talking with them for a while, and then Mr. CassinDavis, knocked on the door and as he entered i immediately dived to the side of the bed. Mr. CassinDavis came to collect sweets from the guys, and i was lead there the whole time thniking 'shizzz'. Amazingly, i didn't get caught. It was pretty funny.

We had karaoke one night too, which was fun, We tried to set our teachers mrs. Block and Mr.Ferris, who we think have a thing for each other, up. But they refused to sing summer nights. Mr CassinDavis sung though. some song called 'walk on by'. it was hilarious, and me and natalie made rad dance moves.

Ooooo, just got a bebo comment from Jethro;

	Jethroo hey steff spilt any more water?? hehe seriously u r the most lovable person ever!! lol how was skiing? toodlesx

Told you. :)

Do you ever get that feeling? where you're driven completely insane by the world around you. Where you are so annoyed by something that you can't change, at least not by yourself, because you seem the minority of people who want it to. Where sometimes you feel oddly smarter than the rest of the world at a paticular moment, and just wish everybody could just grow up and see what you're seeing, and to see that what your seeing, is well...right. But you know they never will because they're too blinded by it all and are slowly starting to forget what it's really all about. Right now, i feel more intelligent than a certain 30-year old man whom many people seem to idolise. That's a strange and scary thought. I feel as if, if i voiced my opinions, that i'd make some good points that people couldn't argue with, but it wouldn't matter, because they'd ignore it and critisize me for my views. I'm too scared too, basically, because i might end up offending half the people on my friends list, even though i'm not actually offending them, that's just what some might believe i'm doing... this probably doesn't make any sense whatsoever to you.

So on thursday i went down south on school art trip to St.Ives in Cornwall. It's a beautiful place and i'm going to be uploading LOADS of photo's of it tomorrow.

The first day we went to the Eden project, which isn't really in St.Ives but it was on the way there. The Eden project is this dome like place with like artificial rainforests and deserts and stuff. It's actually pretty cool. We had to take photo's of flowers and draw them. The rainforest place was so hot, you could hardly breathe. I have a few videos from it which i might get round to posting sometime.
By far the best part of the Eden project was Philip. Philip was this really hot german guy, [i'll post a photo we took with him sometime] that we got talking to. It started when Tania and Jess thought it would be funny to go up to him and tell him me and Tess thought he was hot. And he was all 'Hot? Was is dees hot?' and we got all excited because he 'sprachen de deutsch' and like half an hour later, we saw him again and he said hi. Tania made us follow him into this building full of boring stuff. And we were kinda of just hovering near by; too scared to talk to him, and he was hovering near us to, too scared to talk to us. Eventually we kinda wondered over to him and he smiled and said hi to us again and we got talking. He is the nicest guy ever. And he's our age. We talked to him in German and he talked to us in English. It was quite funny, his mum was taking pictures of all of us. And before we left we got goodbye hugs from him. I miss him so much!

On the second day, we went to a gallery and then to the harbour, where we built sandcastles on th beach. Tania, Tess and i made this amazing boat. We named it Philip. You could sit in it and everything. But then it started to rain, so we all went shopping. we bought fudge, Cost me over £3. The woman said her husband made it, and that you couldn't get it anywhere esle in cornwall. The next day, we found the exact same package sold for £1 in woolworths.

My friend Alex had such an unfortunate day. She and Chris were attacked by seagulls who tried to steal their food. She got so scared she literally pissed herself infront of people. Luckily, Alex isn't easily embarrased, and was fine with sharing this information with the rest of our art group. Then, she went to the sea to wash herself off, even though we weren't allowed in the sea. Then she was sat on this wall thing about 20 ft above the sea, and she managed to drop her mobile in it (which she was only supposed to use for emergency's) and then attempted to dive in after it, because it was her first impulse. Luckily Chris manged to stop her. Then on the way back to the hostel, she had a major nosebleed.

Poor girl. But i think her day got a bit better later on if her and Chris were doing what we suspect they were doing when they spent so long in the woods together. If you know what i mean...
There's not many guys who would kiss a girl mere hours after watching her pee herself. But it's Alex, so you get over it.

As we got off the coach  the girls me, Tania, Tess and Jess had to share a room with [who are really annoying and loud by the way] all immediately rushed off.in an attempt to get to the shower first. They ran to the hostel door and flung it open. It flung back so Charlotte.B stuck her hand out to push it back. The next thing you know, there;s a huge shatter of glass and Charlotte is standing there with her head through the glass panel, pieces of glass stuck in her face , and her arm completely covered in blood and pus.

Then today, we drew pictures of this naked lady. Everyone was nervous because we heard she was going to be a bout 80. She wasn't, she was more like 30 something, and pretty nice. I think she liked me. She kept smiling at me.

Then we had to go to to this gallery place which was full of sculptures. As Lucy said ; ''I feel really stupid taking pictures of wierdly shaped rocks.'' Yeah, yeah, call me unnapreciative of art, whatever. But seriously they all looked the same. We were meant to stay there for about and hour, but Tania and I left after about 30 minutes to do some shopping. It was raining loads. We saw this hot guy, and of course, Tania made us follow him. Seriously, she makes us stalk every hot guy she sees. Then she decided she'd try and find out his name by using the local serch thingy no her phone. A few names came up including my own, and someone called 'Jan' who she was convinced was him.She pronounced it 'Yan.' and started calling it out. I really don't think it was him.

Then we realised we had absolutely no idea where we were so we had to call Aaron, who's the school tenchnician guy. He's 25, but acts like us. He's great. He gave us his number for emergency's. But we text him everynight.
Just things like:

''Whts up babes? wbxx''

pahahahahahaha.

I'm home now. six hour coach ride. I'm tired. My throat is sore because i spent most of it making up some songs with Jess. They are amazing.

Bad, bad burger king.
Orange curtain.
Chocolate digestive.
Philip.
Chocolate raisins.
We don't know where we are, but we know it's somewhere near Cornwall.
Battery got low,low,low

God i've warbled on for ages. and ages. i really write too much. Sorry.

OK, so i wanna ask you guys something;

What are some of your favourite lines from a song? Post them here and say which song they're from and who they're by. You can even say why if you wish to.

I'll start;

Became as mad as rabbits,
With bushels of bad habits,
Who could ask for anymore?

- Mad as Rabbits, by Panic At The Disco ( suprise, suprise)

Just one of the MANY lyrics i absolutely adore from those four boys. I'm not entirely sure what it is about those lines that i like so much, but ever scince i first heard them, they make me go all squiggly inside.